Bio: From people trying to kill themselves over the phone to general accidents with feeding your child dog medication. I have accepted these realities into my brain in the interests of making money and helping the human race get through the day alive. Amongst these are ACTUAL stories from my own experience that happened whilst on shift. No names will be used blah blah blah. Yes we get people breaking their sexual organs sometimes. It's not always as bad as you think. Yup I know all the companies dirty little secrets too. But I'm here to mock the general public not the internal politics. No we're not clinically trained. Neither are the people you speak to at 999. We're medically trained. There's a difference.